{"product_id":"the-last-man-standing-rolling-shorts","title":"The Last Man Standing Rolling Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003eHARK! The battle is over, the dust has settled, and the open mat lies silent beneath a sky the color of a bruise. Everywhere you look: skulls. Grinning white skulls, stacked on a sea of black, each one belonging to a guy who said \"just a light roll, bro.\" Their crossbones are arranged neatly, because even in death they respect the gym's cleaning policy. A raven lands, takes one look, and quietly signs up for the beginner program. The ghost of a referee floats by, still counting to three. Somewhere a pirate captain weeps into his parrot because his flag was never this cool. And there, alone on the mats, drawstring cinched, thighs glistening like the last torch in a crypt, stands you. Undefeated. Unbothered. Slightly sweaty. The skulls whisper your name with respect. You're in Terrible Hands.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GAFCO.","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46268830580871,"sku":"ADS-3MPXKC05-PT2W3-FFFFFF-S","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46268830613639,"sku":"ADS-3MPXKC05-PT2W3-FFFFFF-M","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46268830646407,"sku":"ADS-3MPXKC05-PT2W3-FFFFFF-L","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46268830679175,"sku":"ADS-3MPXKC05-PT2W3-FFFFFF-XL","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46268830711943,"sku":"ADS-3MPXKC05-PT2W3-FFFFFF-2XL","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9580\/8903\/files\/01-front-flat.jpg?v=1792605354","url":"https:\/\/gafco.shop\/products\/the-last-man-standing-rolling-shorts","provider":"GAFCO.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}